The other day a woman asked about a wedding bouquet (we didn't have what she wanted for her tables because we sold the last one months ago). I was pretty sure by the casual way she said it, that she wasn't even really price shopping. But I gave her the honest answer that bouquets start at $50 (and that fifty was for a former coworker, all the rest are higher). She lamented how expensive everything gets where weddings are involved.
I should have just let it go, but her comment wasn't strictly true. All hand held bouquets are expensive. A mother spent $25 last week on one for her grade school daughter's first play. It's not the flowers so much (the exact same flowers when in a little vase for less than $20), it's that you have to hold everything in you hand and get it perfect and keep it perfect as you wrap the end in ribbon. If something slips, or looks wrong at one angle, you have to take the whole thing apart. The little bouquet (a cut down glad surrounded by five roses edged with three alstro (four flowers on each)) took a good ten minutes to arrange and wrap. The same thing took two minutes to put in a vase including the ribbon around it and the price tag. I made several because the bouquet was pretty.
So I said they were labor intensive. She said they weren't. She could throw one together quickly and then she gave a sketch of what she'd do, which is the more time consuming way. I said good idea. But really you can't just through something together if someone is paying for it. Especially not for a bride's big day. Pictures of the bouquet will last longer than the marriage even if the couple die, still together, of old age.
I think we were using different time scales. At work, anything over five minutes is a long time. 45 minutes for a wrist corsage is an eternity. Spending ten minutes on a $75 arrangement is too long. We have stuff to do. Get busy. Our regular $35 arrangement (a dozen roses, baby's breath and ferns with a matching bow in a cheap vase) takes about 2½-3 minutes if the bow's already done. Or another minute for that.
A guy came in Wednesday and needed 20 roses for his anniversary. He'd had everything planned for a weekend away, but their child got sick, and his wife said not to spend anything since they lost all that money on reservations and the giant flower arrangement he'd bought for the room. But he wanted to get her something. I talked him into one dozen roses, a lily and six rose bouquet, and two spares (and out of both my last two red rose bunches. He asked when he needed to come back. I said, give me ten minutes. He was very surprised that it wouldn't take all day. I made it while he shopped. That's what I do.
Title: Trifecta
Chapter: Mother's Day, part four
Status: WIP
Genre: Romance, Triple Slash, businessmen, jobs, friends, working
Length: 1.5k
Summary: Damien tries to delay the inevitable
Master listDamien pressed buttons on the garage door lock.
“Darling, you need to concentrate. Maybe your lawyer guy’s birthday? The house is in his name, isn’t it?”